1. Your day seems to be going fine...and then all of the sudden your mind snaps and you are a mother of three that has NO patience left (aka...pyscho mommy)
2. The first thing that you grab out of the fridge to drink is something that has more alcohol than you usually drink in a week.
3. You are doing the dishes....trying to hurry...and you put a pot in the strainer...that proceeds to knock your nice pretty baking dish to the floor (shattering it to many pieces) and you just shrug your shoulders at your husband and continue to do the dishes.
4. Your oldest daughter is leaving for the night(you think that this alone would make you in a wonderful mood)...you want to make her hair look nice...after telling her to bring you the brush numerous times...she keeps bringing you the pic( knowing all along that she is not bringing you the right thing)...you scream at her like you are an insane person.
5. You are glad to go to the bathroom just for the sake that you can be alone (as long as the kids don't figure out that you are in there and come in and out fifteen times)
6. You realize that you are so hot from moving for the past three hours...you sit down to eat a hot meal..drink a cold alcoholic drink...and you are sweating(even thought it's 74 in the house) and you really just don't care.
7. You are screaming one second...then smiling the next (only because your husband is poking you in the side trying to make you smile).
8. You can't wait to sit down and blog....cause you have to share with the rest of the world how crazy you think you really are. In hopes that someone else is crazier!
Enjoy your coffee ...I have obviously not had enough today!
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2 comments:
Funny, the poking wives on thier side to make them smile must be in the Husband Manual cuz mine does that too!
Hope you foot gets better! :o)
Oh sassy....people who play guitar hero are actually amazing because it takes skill! Nice blog your proving your craziness...still nothing about me! lol! love you!
LB
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